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How do you catch a squirrel? Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Why did they put a fence around the cemetery? What is as big as a elephant and weighs nothing at all? What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? Why did the rooster cross the road? Where does a cow go when he is bored? How do you keep a bull from charging? Why did the child study in the aeroplane? Why was the broom late ? Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? What kind of hair do oceans have ? What runs but never walks? How do you make milk shake? Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ? There are 2 farmers, they each have horses. They decided to put the horses in a shed for one month while they went away. One guy asked the other guy how they were going to tell which one belonged to who? After many long hours of thinking they finally came up with a solution. They would shave the hair off of one. That one belonged to the 1st farmer. So they put the horses in the shed and left. When they came back the hair had grown back. They asked each other which belonged to who. Then the 1st farmer said, OK I will take the black one you take the white one.
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Waiter, this soup tastes funny ? Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce.. Waiter, do you have frogs legs ? Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad. Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ? Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth ! Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy. Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning. Student: The brain is a wonder full thing |